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Official pace · 7.0 mph, terrified
Quick games.Slow chicken.
A pocket arcade and a pocket classroom, coached by a bird whose personal best is seven miles an hour and whose excuses are much faster.
Certified. Non-negotiable.
The arcade
Three ways to feel fast.
The bar is a chicken. You will clear it. Try not to gloat where the mascot can hear.
Official speed cap
Ask for more. Receive seven.
The slider works. The athlete does not. This is the whole bit, and also the bylaws.
7 mph
7 mph. Negotiations are closed.
The classroom
Lessons with a slow coach.
The jokes are the wrapping. The arithmetic, the claims, and the rate problems are real.
Panic Math
Whole-number fluency, from small sums up to multiply-then-add. The timer is fake. The products are not.
Fact or Fowl
Read a claim about animals, call it true or a costume, then see the reason. Jokes are labeled on the way out.
Coop Physics
Speed, distance, and time, starring a 7 mph constant and one extremely far county fair.
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Coop board
Egg of the day
One true thing
Chickens can see ultraviolet light, so their color vision goes past ours.
True. They have an extra cone type tuned for ultraviolet. The website, sadly, cannot.
Games
The lineup.
Three short games. None of them require the mascot to exceed a brisk, damp jog.
Still Running
An endless track. Jump crates and puddles, duck the laundry line, grab corn. Points climb. The speed lock does not.
Nest Eggs
Match eight pairs. Fewer moves is better. Time breaks a tie, because even a memory game needs a stopwatch around here.
False Start
Five rounds. Wait for PECK, then tap. Early clicks are fouls and stay out of the average, where they belong.
Game
Still Running
The world speeds up. The chicken does not. Jump what is on the ground. Duck the line with the sneaker. Corn is extra credit, not pavement.
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- Space or tap to jump
- ↓ or hold Duck
- P pause
Game
Nest Eggs
Turn two cards. A match stays. A miss flips back. The nest is patient and a little smug.
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Game
False Start
Five pecks. The light waits a different amount every time, so counting is a hobby, not a strategy.
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Learn
The classroom, unfortunately.
Three activities with the humor peeled off the answer key. Misses stay on the review list so the reason can travel home with you.
Panic Math
Practice whole-number operations. Warm-up stays inside 12. Tempo adds bigger sums and times tables. Race day is multiplication, exact division, and multiply-before-you-add.
Fact or Fowl
Decide whether a statement is animal science or a bit. Every answer opens an explanation. The false ones say they are false, then hand you the real version.
Coop Physics
Word problems for distance, rate, and time, plus one elapsed-time clock. Best once division is a familiar face. The chicken runs at 7 mph in every single one, because of course.
Lesson
Panic Math
Ten questions. No clock. Pick a heat, type a whole number, and read the method if it misses. The panic is employed by the mascot.
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Lesson
Fact or Fowl
Fact means true. Fowl means false. Speeds are the usual rounded numbers from animal science, not a dare.
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Lesson
Coop Physics
If you know two of distance, rate, and time, the third is the one you are solving for. Time in hours, unless a question asks for minutes. Then convert.
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Personal best
The Coop
Meet the pace car.
Fictional athlete. Real operations. Top speed 7 mph, confidence about 11, wings strictly decorative. The sneakers are canon.
Where 7 sits.
Rounded, famous numbers, so the chart is honest enough to learn from. The snail's bar is exaggerated or it would be a rumor.
Two miles an hour between our coach and a real sprinting chicken. A whole personality lives in that gap.
Training week
| Day | Plan | What happened |
|---|---|---|
| Mon | Sprints | One sprint, then a speech. |
| Tue | Hills | The hill won. |
| Wed | Rest | Personal record. |
| Thu | Tempo | Tempo was andante, which is honest. |
| Fri | Game day | You play. Coach supervises. |
| Sat | Long run | To the end of the driveway. |
| Sun | Film | Watched a faster chicken. Got hungry. |
Questions for the desk
Why only seven?
Because eight is a rumor and six is giving up. Seven is the fastest number that still tells the truth.
Are the lessons actually lessons?
Yes. Panic Math is whole-number fluency. Fact or Fowl is claim-checking with the joke labeled after you answer. Coop Physics is distance, rate, and time. The mascot is fictitious. Multiplication is not.
Can a real chicken go faster?
Yes. A chicken sprint is about 9 mph. This one dresses like a track star and performs like a brisk walk with a marketing department.
Who is this for?
Anyone who can read the buttons. Warm-up math stays with small adding and subtracting. Coop Physics is happier after division is familiar. The games are there for when the worksheet energy runs out.
Is the chicken okay?
The chicken is sweating and fine. Records are kept in this browser only, on the coop board, and they survive a refresh.